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PostSubject: irish confession   Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:27 pm

Irish Boy's Confession
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Brown?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'4 Months holiday and five good leads'.
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PostSubject: Re: irish confession   Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:34 am

also a way to get vacations Wink Does this work with normal work in real life? ^^
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PostSubject: Re: irish confession   Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:36 pm

guess that depends, if you have to confess your sins at work...and if being with a girl is considered a sin... (hope not, since you are married to her) Wink (but if you are fooling around with anyone else than her, that's a big sin, and we'll be coming for you Twisted Evil )
so i think you just have to take ordinary vacation, like the rest of us Wink
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