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PostSubject: the hard questions in life :)   Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:39 pm

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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PostSubject: Re: the hard questions in life :)   Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:40 pm

so very true... there are some serious questions to be contemplated...
here are a few more:

What will happen if you get scared half to death, twice?
Why doesn't glue get stuck on the inside of the tube?
Do fish get thirsty?
Why does a kamikaze pilot wear a helmet?
If a schzizo threatens to commit suicide, is it then considered a hostage situation?

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PostSubject: Re: the hard questions in life :)   Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:46 pm

Hi Very Happy
The one I don’t get it why they call it friendly fire when a solder is killed by his own troop
Or when you hit your elbow they say you hit the funny bone
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PostSubject: Re: the hard questions in life :)   Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:28 am

lol some of those made me laugh out loud, people in office turned the head in my direction looking if I went nuts ;p


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PostSubject: Re: the hard questions in life :)   Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:47 pm

well, from what i've heard, men usually have got them Razz

as for aza's questions - friendly fire because it's not enemy but your own ppl. funny bone is actually not a bone but the nerve inside your elbow and when you hit the elbow at the right angle you bump the nerve against the bone (tallia you'd probly know it's the ulnar nerve to humerus) and it makes this funny tingly feeling. that's why they say it's the only bone in your body you can't break Smile

can't answer tallia's ones Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: the hard questions in life :)   Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:48 pm

Actually the elbow is not the only place with a nervespot like that... when i took jiu jitsu lessons (waay back) we learned to find those spots, coz pressing them is a very good way of selfdefence.
Never heard it refered to as a funny bone tho, here we call it to get "stød" kinda like getting electrified or getting shocked, coz it feels a bit like that.

And anga... yeah i agree with Ria, really hope you have nuts, or you might have to reconsider the family-thing Twisted Evil Wink

hehe are you sure it's not coz the bullits are nice and friendly, compared to the eeeevil ones from the enemy side? Wink
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PostSubject: Re: the hard questions in life :)   Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:17 pm

lol ok ok oO
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