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PostSubject: SIMPLE TRUTH   Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:04 pm

Hi Very Happy

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: SIMPLE TRUTH   Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:37 pm

oO I wonder where you get those from ^^
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PostSubject: Re: SIMPLE TRUTH   Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:08 pm

Hi Very Happy
My Guru who live on top of the mountain who suppose to know what is of meaning of life lol!
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