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Azasistra

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PostSubject: Some His and Her Poetry    Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:35 pm

Hi Very Happy
A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand..

Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac

with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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PostSubject: Re: Some His and Her Poetry    Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:06 am

lol Razz
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