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Azasistra

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PostSubject: Medical Dictionary   Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:39 am

Medical Term Definition
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumour - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out

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PostSubject: Re: Medical Dictionary   Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:37 am

Cat scan - Searching for Kitty - HAVE to love this one cat ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Medical Dictionary   Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:57 pm

lol /groan
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PostSubject: Re: Medical Dictionary   Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:07 pm

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