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 |  Subject: Backwards...  Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:54 pm | |
| - If you watch LOST backwards you realize it's the same thing as if you would watch if forward.
- If you watch Friends backwards, Courtney Cox seems to get older somehow. I think it's the hair.
- If you watch House backwards, it's still never lupus.
- If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.
- If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.
- If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy streetperson into a successful productive member of society.
- If you watch Memento backwards, it makes complete sense.
- If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.
- If you watch Alien backwards, a large monster gets tiny and climbs inside a guy's chest, calming down a panicking crew.
- If you watch the Internet backwards its a story about how a huge population of idiots was overthrown by a small group of highly intelligent and sexless geeks.
- If you play Super Mario Bros backwards, you'll find that Mario is a true philanthropist and animal lover, throwing coins into the air and saving turtles. And he leaves that bitch the princess right at the beginning.
- If you play country music backwards, the singer gets his truck, wife, and dog back and gives up drinking.
- If you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs around fixing buildings and planes until they capture him and sends him off to an island full of dinosaurs.
- If you watch MacGyver backwards, it's about a guy who always manages to find the toothpick, paperclip, stick of gum, or aluminum foil that's holding some amazing machine together, then taking it out. What a dick.
- If you watch The Exorcist backwards it's about a girl who's very sick until she eats some pea soup and finally gets better.
- If you watch Batman Begins backwards, it's about a lunatic who prances around in a bat suit till he's cured by being trapped in a well with hundreds of bats.
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| | Subject: Re: Backwards... Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:51 am | |
| lol some of those were really good  |
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